I'm so sorry, but the guilt and shame has got the better of me and I need to “out” myself to you all as I can't hold back the tears any longer.
me please..............
My last post was a complete sham.....I am ashamed I bought a 520, I long for a 550, but will always be a great pretender, a charlatan and a wannabe. I even had the blacked out windows so no one would see me driving it and keep a false wig and sunglasses in the car in case I pull alongside anyone I know at the lights. i park it in someone elses space at work so they don't know it's mine and had someone else's initials on my personal plate.....
Please release me from this shame..... and let drive my beautiful car again with my head held high, knowing that I am getting 50mpg in my £45k car whist still looking cool....
