I think BMW should start doing infomercials.
They should also start branding BMW Performance Garbage bags.
Why not BMW Performance condoms while they are at it.
It would be great to come up with any garbage and expand in all directions like everybody else and slowly but surely bastardize the brand ... think GM, Chrysler and even for with Mercury, etc...
As long as their is a buck to make and some really really smart person out there will buy it (Think Aztek buyer) ... then they should build it.
Keep going BMW...
P.S.:
Scott26; I'm sure they won't listen, but don't hesitate to pass it on ;-)