Glad to know I'm not the only BMW fan that can't understand the GT. Ugly, overweight, and ponderous are not attributes of a dancing partner, nor should they be of a BMW The 5er Touring make so much more sense for those who want executive-class driving and need room for luggage (AND you can get one with a proper manual transmission).
Hey, BMW - give the GT to China, give the USA the Touring. If you don't, expect these pigs to lay about, unsold on the dealer lots for months and months to come.