LOL Pic Thread (NO POLITICS)

MrRoboto · 12-03-2018, 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by chetrickerman

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*donuts

UncleWede · 12-03-2018, 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Not_Judy

When asked to give my name in a restaurant, sometimes I will give them Bueller.

Last week in jury duty the lady kept calling someone's name. I started mumbling "Bueller" and a few oldsters in front of me turned around giggling. Other than when they let us go, that MAY have been the highlight of my jury service

DETRoadster · 12-03-2018, 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

Last week in jury duty the lady kept calling someone's name. I started mumbling "Bueller" and a few oldsters in front of me turned around giggling. Other than when they let us go, that MAY have been the highlight of my jury service

Best get out of jury duty reason I've seen yet: When asked if anyone would have any reason to feel they could not be impartial or could otherwise not serve on the jury, this young lady raises her hand. Her reasoning was that she's a nihilist and so there's really no point to any of this anyway. Out she went.

UncleWede · 12-03-2018, 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by DETRoadster

Best get out of jury duty reason I've seen yet: When asked if anyone would have any reason to feel they could not be impartial or could otherwise not serve on the jury, this young lady raises her hand. Her reasoning was that she's a nihilist and so there's really no point to any of this anyway. Out she went.

Never got into the courtroom, sat in the assembly area ALL DAY LONG.

I'm getting a shirt made: Large cannabis leaf, "Pick Me!" in red.

DETRoadster · 12-03-2018, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

Never got into the courtroom, sat in the assembly area ALL DAY LONG.

I'm getting a shirt made: Large cannabis leaf, "Pick Me!" in red.

That's the worst!

I got picked. Really glad I did. Yes I blew 2 days sitting in on a drunk driving trial for a dude who was obvious guilty from the first moment. But sitting on a jury of your "peers" thinking holy sh*t, if I ever F up bad enough to need a trial, these morons could be deciding my fate" is enough to get anyone to be on the straight and narrow.

Run Silent · 12-03-2018, 03:53 PM

What the actual F?

GuyLedouche · 12-03-2018, 08:37 PM

Run Silent · 12-03-2018, 09:17 PM

Yes, dammit.

GuyLedouche · 12-03-2018, 09:57 PM

Start them young.

dinonz · 12-04-2018, 09:06 AM

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Originally Posted by MrRoboto

*donuts

Not if you speak English

Ickdeep · 12-04-2018, 09:42 AM

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CTinline-six · 12-04-2018, 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Ickdeep

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Guilty.

MrRoboto · 12-04-2018, 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by dinonz

Not if you speak English

I speak American, so should you. It's donut.

Banana Hammock · 12-04-2018, 10:12 AM

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Originally Posted by MrRoboto

I speak American, so should you. It's donut.

I call them party bagels.

Samurai of 2day · 12-04-2018, 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Banana Hammock

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Originally Posted by MrRoboto

I speak American, so should you. It's donut.

I call them party bagels.

That's too many syllables.

I just call them delicious.

dinonz · 12-04-2018, 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by MrRoboto

I speak American, so should you. It's donut.

I'm fluent in English and American.

UncleWede · 12-04-2018, 11:48 AM

Bad cop. No donut!

Grumpy Old Man · 12-04-2018, 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

Bad cop. No donut!

Easy

UncleWede · 12-04-2018, 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Grumpy Old Man

Easy

It's like having a minority friend, I can say these things, right? I provide IT support to a whole station full of them.

upstatedoc · 12-04-2018, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Grumpy Old Man

Easy

as a retired canadian leo do you get to carry concealed or are you subject the laws of the average citizen?

Joekerr · 12-04-2018, 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by upstatedoc

as a retired canadian leo do you get to carry concealed or are you subject the laws of the average citizen?

He is subject to all laws of ordinary citizens.

Far as I know, I don't think he could carry off duty either - that right?

GuyLedouche · 12-04-2018, 03:00 PM

True

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