2010 2011 BMW 5 Series Forum F10
BMW Garage BMW Meets Register Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read
 

2010 2011 BMW 5 Series Forum F10 BIMMERPOST Universal Forums Off-Topic Discussions Board Rules that everyone should follow!!
Post Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
      03-01-2006, 03:56 PM   #89
shimshimhada
Brigadier General
shimshimhada's Avatar
United_States
441
Rep
4,838
Posts

Drives: Portal
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Portal

iTrader: (2)

We should just get rid of servers altogether. Just pick up your own food straight from the chef. If anything the chef deserves the tip, not the server.
Appreciate 0
      03-01-2006, 04:09 PM   #90
Enroutte
Private First Class
Enroutte's Avatar
122
Rep
160
Posts

Drives: ;D
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Undecided.

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Squawks
I went to this one Chinese restaurant with my g/f and we ordered this one dish with roasted duck. The duck was a little spicey and a litte dry and usually the standard tea would suffice but this time there was the need for water. So the waiter comes around and I asked for water. 10 minutes later, nothing. I see him come by to give the table next to us (there were only about 5 tables total in the restaurant) water and I ask him if we can have some water. He vanished. Another waitress comes around and I ask her for water and I let her know that this is the 3rd time I asked. She says she'll bring it right out. 10 minutes later she brought us the check.

No tip. Period.

i would have done the same. bitchesss.
Appreciate 0
      03-01-2006, 04:17 PM   #91
slubu
Never Go Full Retard
slubu's Avatar
182
Rep
1,851
Posts

Drives: White Lightning
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Agrestic

iTrader: (2)

Teacher and waitress are at the top of my list for occupations I find attractive in the opposite sex.
__________________
2008 335i
Appreciate 0
      03-01-2006, 04:18 PM   #92
shimshimhada
Brigadier General
shimshimhada's Avatar
United_States
441
Rep
4,838
Posts

Drives: Portal
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Portal

iTrader: (2)

Quote:
Originally Posted by slubu
Teacher and waitress are at the top of my list for occupations I find attractive in the opposite sex.
...wtf?!
Appreciate 0
      03-01-2006, 04:19 PM   #93
shimshimhada
Brigadier General
shimshimhada's Avatar
United_States
441
Rep
4,838
Posts

Drives: Portal
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Portal

iTrader: (2)

The ideal occupation of a female is a cook and professional dishwasher for me.
Appreciate 0
      03-01-2006, 04:19 PM   #94
slubu
Never Go Full Retard
slubu's Avatar
182
Rep
1,851
Posts

Drives: White Lightning
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Agrestic

iTrader: (2)

Quote:
Originally Posted by shimshimhada
...wtf?!
Sounds like you find that outrageous...explaination?
__________________
2008 335i
Appreciate 0
      03-01-2006, 04:23 PM   #95
shimshimhada
Brigadier General
shimshimhada's Avatar
United_States
441
Rep
4,838
Posts

Drives: Portal
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Portal

iTrader: (2)

I can understand where you're coming from; a complete servant for the husband who will teach his children well. Props to you for being so honest.
Appreciate 0
      03-01-2006, 04:41 PM   #96
330Inewbie
Private
6
Rep
62
Posts

Drives: 06 330i
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: arlington, va

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by BellasBmw
I usually get hit on my older men. Another example, this one guy comes in with his buddy (id say 50's). He ALWAYS asks me to dance for him. WTF, i just look at him and say no. And he thinks its funny, he asks me everytime. So now when he comes in, i dont say shit to him. Then i have another guy who tells me what turns him on, hes married, yet, he'll ask me about my sex life. I just smile and walk away. If the customer looked like jarrod jarrod, then sure, hit away.
haha, bella if you danced for him, maybe he'll give you a bigger tip, I know I would
__________________
06 330i, saph black, beige, auto, comfort access, bmw assist/bluetooth, fold down rear seats, sat prep, picked up 1/21/06.
Appreciate 0
      03-01-2006, 05:53 PM   #97
deutschmann59
Captain
United_States
174
Rep
737
Posts

Drives: 2006 325i
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: e90post.com

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by slubu
Teacher and waitress are at the top of my list for occupations I find attractive in the opposite sex.
Imagine how attractive a waitress-teacher would be...you know, like some girl that teaches classes on how to be a waitress

Ha ha, just kidding. Yeah, I agree. But if the waitress is being hit on all day long by different guys, what are the chances she'll be interested in me? Not likely, although the last chick I "dated" was a waitress......

I've usually found writing my telephone number on her tips (one and five dollar bills) or napkins usually doesn't work. You've got to be witty, like "Well, I'm going over to chotchskies...you can join me if you like...and if not, that's ok too"
Appreciate 0
      03-01-2006, 06:01 PM   #98
Enroutte
Private First Class
Enroutte's Avatar
122
Rep
160
Posts

Drives: ;D
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Undecided.

iTrader: (0)

mwahaha you guys are funny. sneaky boys!


today.. when i went to go drop off my car to get my hood fixed, im too young to get a loaner or rental so one of the service guys drove me home. he kept saying things like "so a busy girl like you have a boyfriend?" blah blah and at teh end, he gave me this receipt thing. and he wrote down his number with a smiley face. lameeeee
Appreciate 0
      03-01-2006, 06:03 PM   #99
BellasBmw
If love is the answer,please rephrase the question
BellasBmw's Avatar
United_States
313
Rep
1,731
Posts

Drives: Tit Silver 325i
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: San Diego, Ca

iTrader: (1)

Garage List
2006 325i  [0.00]
Quote:
Originally Posted by e90rocks

BTW, since we're all talking about fairness to some extent, how do your less attractive colleagues (who I'll bet get hit on less) do at the end of the day tipwise?
My other co worker is in her 40's. Im usually the one who makes good tips of the men.

Once i had a couple come in (20's) and the gf was a complete bitch. She complained about everything, and tried to tell me how to do my job. Well when i brought the check, she got up to use the restroom, and the bf came over to me and gave me $10 saying that he thought i did great.
__________________
~*~BellasBmw~*~
Proud mama to 325i/TiAg/Black lette/Pwr seats/Sirius/Sport/Walnut/Step/Xenons/Chrome exhaust/20% tint
Appreciate 0
      03-01-2006, 06:06 PM   #100
deutschmann59
Captain
United_States
174
Rep
737
Posts

Drives: 2006 325i
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: e90post.com

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Enroutte
mwahaha you guys are funny. sneaky boys!


today.. when i went to go drop off my car to get my hood fixed, im too young to get a loaner or rental so one of the service guys drove me home. he kept saying things like "so a busy girl like you have a boyfriend?" blah blah and at teh end, he gave me this receipt thing. and he wrote down his number with a smiley face. lameeeee
Ahhhhhh....I hope you're going to call him!
Appreciate 0
      03-01-2006, 06:08 PM   #101
Enroutte
Private First Class
Enroutte's Avatar
122
Rep
160
Posts

Drives: ;D
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Undecided.

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by sharp1183
Ahhhhhh....I hope you're going to call him!
yeah, i love men who work in a car shop all day adn smell like oil and fumes.
Appreciate 0
      03-01-2006, 06:09 PM   #102
Squawks
One of my two dachshunds:
Squawks's Avatar
United_States
51
Rep
663
Posts

Drives: B6 A4 3.0 Quattro
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Ithaca, NY

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Enroutte
yeah, i love men who work in a car shop all day adn smell like oil and fumes.
Time for me to pick up a Jiffy Lube application!
__________________
I'm sorry about my outlandish behavior - there's too much blood in my alcohol system.
Appreciate 0
      03-01-2006, 06:43 PM   #103
BellasBmw
If love is the answer,please rephrase the question
BellasBmw's Avatar
United_States
313
Rep
1,731
Posts

Drives: Tit Silver 325i
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: San Diego, Ca

iTrader: (1)

Garage List
2006 325i  [0.00]
Being a chick has wonderful advantages, however, I HATE that no matter where i go, atleast one sleezy guy is trying to pick up on me, or is asking me out.

Today i drove a guy to his car (so i can have his parking spot), and it was a 5 min drive, and hes asking me if i have a bf. Cant a freaking girl just be friendly without guys gettin the wrong impression!
__________________
~*~BellasBmw~*~
Proud mama to 325i/TiAg/Black lette/Pwr seats/Sirius/Sport/Walnut/Step/Xenons/Chrome exhaust/20% tint
Appreciate 0
      03-01-2006, 06:45 PM   #104
slubu
Never Go Full Retard
slubu's Avatar
182
Rep
1,851
Posts

Drives: White Lightning
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Agrestic

iTrader: (2)

Quote:
Originally Posted by BellasBmw
Being a chick has wonderful advantages, however, I HATE that no matter where i go, atleast one sleezy guy is trying to pick up on me, or is asking me out.

Today i drove a guy to his car (so i can have his parking spot), and it was a 5 min drive, and hes asking me if i have a bf. Cant a freaking girl just be friendly without guys gettin the wrong impression!
Not really to tell you the truth. The only thing that would work is if you start discussing your gastrointestinal problems repeatedly when meeting a guy. That actually worked when I met a hot girl and she went off on her lactose problems. Didn't even cross my mind to hit on her...
__________________
2008 335i
Appreciate 0
      03-01-2006, 07:20 PM   #105
deutschmann59
Captain
United_States
174
Rep
737
Posts

Drives: 2006 325i
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: e90post.com

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by BellasBmw
I HATE that no matter where i go, atleast one sleezy guy is trying to pick up on me, or is asking me out.
I prefer the term "lonely".

















Appreciate 0
      03-01-2006, 08:27 PM   #106
e90rocks
Myrmidon
e90rocks's Avatar
United_States
17
Rep
236
Posts

Drives: Entwicklung 90 - 325 Xi
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Pittsburgh, PA

iTrader: (0)

Garage List
2006 325 xi  [0.00]
What an inconvenience

Quote:
Originally Posted by BellasBmw
Being a chick has wonderful advantages, however, I HATE that no matter where i go, atleast one sleezy guy is trying to pick up on me, or is asking me out.

Today i drove a guy to his car (so i can have his parking spot), and it was a 5 min drive, and hes asking me if i have a bf. Cant a freaking girl just be friendly without guys gettin the wrong impression!
Here's an experiment to try: go find a group of girls who are 50 or more lbs overweight. Start up a conversation and include the previous complaint. See what they say.

Oh...you might need a firearm.

"A guy and a girl can never be just friends because the guy always wants to sleep with the girl." --Billy Crystal

Last edited by e90rocks; 03-01-2006 at 08:29 PM.. Reason: more content
Appreciate 0
      03-01-2006, 08:32 PM   #107
e90rocks
Myrmidon
e90rocks's Avatar
United_States
17
Rep
236
Posts

Drives: Entwicklung 90 - 325 Xi
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Pittsburgh, PA

iTrader: (0)

Garage List
2006 325 xi  [0.00]
Occupations

Quote:
Originally Posted by slubu
Teacher and waitress are at the top of my list for occupations I find attractive in the opposite sex.
Nurses are hot.
Appreciate 0
      03-01-2006, 09:03 PM   #108
deutschmann59
Captain
United_States
174
Rep
737
Posts

Drives: 2006 325i
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: e90post.com

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by e90rocks
"A guy and a girl can never be just friends because the guy always wants to sleep with the girl." --Billy Crystal
There has never been a more true statement than this.
Appreciate 0
      03-02-2006, 12:23 AM   #109
magmd
Major General
magmd's Avatar
United_States
160
Rep
5,271
Posts

Drives: '06 330i
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Torrance, CA

iTrader: (13)

Garage List
2006 330i  [0.00]
Nurses are hot.


You must not work in the medical field.

Reality Bites............
__________________
2006 330i | Black Sapphire Metallic | Step Auto | Navi with iDr | Sports Pkg |OEM Rear Spoiler | 3M CS35 Tint | H&R Sport Springs | Koni Yellows | Advan RS Racing Hypersilver: 19x9 et22 19x10 et20
Appreciate 0
      03-02-2006, 12:25 AM   #110
shimshimhada
Brigadier General
shimshimhada's Avatar
United_States
441
Rep
4,838
Posts

Drives: Portal
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Portal

iTrader: (2)

http://www.intellectualwhores.com/masterladder.html
Appreciate 0
Post Reply

Bookmarks

Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off



All times are GMT -5. The time now is 03:15 PM.




5post
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions Inc.
1Addicts.com, BIMMERPOST.com, E90Post.com, F30Post.com, M3Post.com, ZPost.com, 5Post.com, 6Post.com, 7Post.com, XBimmers.com logo and trademark are properties of BIMMERPOST