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      05-20-2016, 12:40 AM   #1
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Something funny and I know I can't be the only one lol?!

So I'm sure I'm not the only one but my wife borrowed my phone this evening because her phone died and she had to get on Facebook. Anywho, she's on my phone and than looks at me with a "WTF Face?" She says "SERIOUSLY?" I'm like "What?" she's browsing the picture gallery on my phone and all she sees are hundreds of pictures and pictures of my car and other BMW'S and car parts and what not. She's like "there's more pictures of your damn car than your family!" Me sarcastically says "the BMW is family!" The funny part is she ask me "how many pictures do you need of the front of the car?" as she's counting 1,2,3,4,5,6...How many different angles do you need of your wheels? I just kept laughing and said you're CRAZY! I'm sure I'm not the only one with hundreds of pictures of their BMW on their phone...fess up!
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The male version of females taking hundreds of pics of their faces
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Haha, same here, I have a BMW logo as my lock screen on my phone. My wife says the same thing, that I have more pictures of cars on my phone than her!
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      05-20-2016, 09:26 AM   #4
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LOL between my wife and I we have about 4 phones (work and personal) so we dont share phones.. but i totally see what your talking about. i got a shit ton of pic of cars on my gallery too.
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The male version of females taking hundreds of pics of their faces
lol this. stupid girls and their stupid selfies.
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      05-21-2016, 07:11 PM   #6
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You're not alone, of 1500+ pics on my phone I'm sure 85-90% are BMW related.
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Everything I do to my car is stupid lol... when I show new stuff to her, the comment is "Looks the same as the last thing you did"
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All I can say is 100% agree.

Glad I'm not the only one in this situation. Seems all women and BMW - car men are the same wherever in the world they are.
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lol, I showed this post to my wife and she gave me the look of OMG there are more of you!.....LMAO
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lol, I showed this post to my wife and she gave me the look of OMG there are more of you!.....LMAO
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so on my apple tv, in my living room, when the screen saver comes up i have it setup to show a bunch of family pics, kids, extended family, friends etc. Also included in there is pics of my old e39 540i and now my f10 550i

I get the same reaction
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I knew I wasn't the only one!
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Sign the prenuptial stating she doesn't get the BMW and all nude photos of the car or in the car or of other BMW's are understood as part of the marriage.

If we all lived near each other our wives would form an anti BMW group against us and have wine every weekend.

Here's this

http://www.n54tech.com/forums/showth...t=21037&page=3
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Funny stuff, but be careful what you wish for. Every time I told her what I wanted to upgrade on my BMW she was like "really! Why do you want to do that! Now she is ready to buy a new car and she wants a Porsche Macan. She is obsessed with every detail of the build. Wants the painted brake calipers, sport mirrors, roof rails to match the wheels, upgraded leather with contrast stitching. Total car guy stuff Cool that she gets that personalization of your car is fun, but the sky is the limit to her when it comes to $.
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      05-24-2016, 10:35 AM   #15
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LOl, Same here.
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      05-24-2016, 03:15 PM   #16
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lol getting to this soon
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