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View Poll Results: When you fart in the shower, you....
Put your ass into the water 15 53.57%
Turn away from the water and back up 9 32.14%
Open the door and stick your ass out 0 0%
Huff your fartbubbles while fapping in the shower 4 14.29%
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      02-21-2011, 02:13 PM   #1
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      02-21-2011, 02:24 PM   #2
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you're a sick fuck ya know that?...

I move away from the water.
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      02-21-2011, 02:29 PM   #3
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towards water, I call it whale, makes a hissing sound
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      02-21-2011, 02:33 PM   #4
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I used to fart and the yell to my brother I need shampoo, and when he walked in he got hit with steam cloud mixed with fart
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This might seem strange...but I feel like I don't fart in the mornings or in the shower.
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i'm in the shower so i'll fart in whatever direction happens to be most convenient. it's all getting washed anyways, not like i'm firing off projectiles. i don't know how much opening the door will help in a steamy room.
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I do it in whatever direction im facing.
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      02-21-2011, 03:47 PM   #10
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Could direction possibly have an impact on the stench?
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      02-21-2011, 04:41 PM   #11
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Tehehe. Into the water it goes!
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I think if your not facing the water then it spreads
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      02-22-2011, 08:07 AM   #13
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Seems that if you fart in the water, it filters out the gas and leaves only the smell. TOTALLY more pungent when farting into a cupped handful of water.
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