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      11-02-2008, 01:35 AM   #1
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Breaking news on Obama!!!!

Fox news reports that Presidential hopeful, Barack Obama, is not Muslim but in fact a Sith Lord working for Darth Vader and the Empire. They also report that he was believed to be the love child of Queen Amidala and Anakin Skywalker. Recently released paternity tests revealed Lando Calrissian as the real father. Heartbroken, Anakin turned to the darkside and became the lovable Darth Vader. Years later, he plots revenge against that cheating slut Amidala and seeks out Obama and trains him as a Sith.

In light of this new information, I think we should all vote for Obama so they don't blow up Earth with the Death Star. A VOTE FOR DARTH OBAMA, IS A VOTE FOR EARTH'S SURVIVAL!
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I actually had a good laugh with this, but you seriously have too much time on your hands.
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I actually had a good laugh with this, but you seriously have too much time on your hands.

Tell me about it!
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I didn't mention the toll it would take on this country's national debt. As we all know, every couple years, some right wing teenager rebel with a mullet decides he needs to blow up the Death Star. Who do you think will have to pay for this?

On the bright side, this will create jobs, not to mention the revenue of lightsaber sales!
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and his wife is a transvestite mutant working for Hillary CLinton.

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and his wide is a transvestite mutant working for Hillary CLinton.
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