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A few jokes from the internet about us older folks
What’s the secret to having a smoking hot body as a senior? Cremation.
I used to know a couple who grew fruit trees together. They lived to a ripe old age.
Old age makes us great multitaskers. Why, I can sneeze and pee at the same time.
One benefit of old age is that your secrets are always safe with your friends… because they can’t remember them.
Stop thinking of them as “hot flashes.” Think of them as your inner child playing with matches.
Now that I’ve gotten older, everything’s finally starting to click for me. My knees, my back, my neck…
I called the incontinence hotline recently. They asked if I could hold.
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