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12-17-2021, 02:17 PM | #1125 |
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Hm. Interesting. I wonder what happened?
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12-17-2021, 02:55 PM | #1127 |
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Good riddance to that guy. We don't need asshats like that coming here and messing with our regulars.
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12-17-2021, 03:02 PM | #1128 |
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Not all of us get along all of the time, however; those of us that are here daily tend to have an understanding of each other's personalities. Much like a family, we can all talk shit to each other, but bring in an outsider that wants to talk shit and we all seem to band together.
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Mark Zuckerberg will eventually turn into a Howard Hughes type character.
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On the two current Star Trek streaming series, there are ten people with "producer" in their title for every on-screen actor.....
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12-27-2021, 01:37 PM | #1133 |
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Demi Lovato has hair lice.
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12-27-2021, 02:57 PM | #1134 |
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1. Shave the left side of the scrotum. 2. Set the right side of the scrotum on fire. 3. When the crabs run to the left side, stab them with an ice pick.
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12-28-2021, 11:02 AM | #1138 |
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We weren't very nice people during that time frame.
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12-28-2021, 11:24 AM | #1139 |
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As you said, it was a joke. Any little thing can help ease the tension when in a miserable situation.
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I was assisting a physician during a routine vasectomy. After shaving the area, I applied betadine on both sides of the scrotum. The patient, who was making sexual remarks thinking he was funny, inquired as to why both sides. I told him that the needle often goes right through both testicles and we don't want to risk infection. He suddenly became very quiet. The doctor had to leave the room. Attachment 2775034 Last edited by Lady Jane; 01-06-2022 at 05:09 PM.. |
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