Parking Lot Morons

Lady Jane · 12-22-2024, 07:14 PM

Today's winner.

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Lady Jane · 12-24-2024, 08:19 AM

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eliphil · 12-25-2024, 04:51 PM

You can’t teach stupid

MaxVO2 · 12-25-2024, 05:27 PM

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You can’t teach stupid

***True. Sometimes though, stupid really really really hurts and that is a learning experience for most.

JeffL0 · 12-25-2024, 05:36 PM

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You can’t teach stupid

Lady Jane · 12-29-2024, 10:26 AM

A+ for parking in a confined space.

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Buug959 · 01-04-2025, 02:51 PM

Another kindergarten drop-out... couldn't colour inside the lines.

Lady Jane · 01-05-2025, 01:52 PM

If you think that this sign is redundant, you might be in for a surprise.

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Ingraman · 01-06-2025, 10:30 PM

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If you think that this sign is redundant, you might be in for a surprise.

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Does it have to be paved, or is it just anywhere unoccupied by a tree? ^_^

Lady Jane · 01-10-2025, 02:10 PM

Parking squatter.

vreihen16 · 01-16-2025, 07:43 AM

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Maynard · 01-16-2025, 01:01 PM

^ give him a break, the back end is probably 3 feet into the lane as well - I used to rent a place where they had to put in a 2-foot bulge at the back of the garage to fit something like this.

vreihen16 · 01-16-2025, 03:48 PM

There's a reason why docks charge by the foot for parking boats.....

3.0L · 01-17-2025, 08:49 AM

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Land yacht.

Lady Jane · 01-27-2025, 05:42 PM

Today's winner.

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Buug959 · 01-27-2025, 05:53 PM

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Today's winner.

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I'd ticket them for every space they took.

vreihen16 · 01-28-2025, 11:23 AM

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Esteban · 01-28-2025, 11:31 AM

^^ That's at least a 3 dead hookers size trunk.

ezaircon4jc · 01-28-2025, 02:17 PM

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One end is going to poke-out.

vreihen16 · 01-28-2025, 02:42 PM

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One end is going to poke-out.

...which is why it's a parking lot moron! When I take the almost Mighty Freightliner to a store with parking like that, I park it as far away as possible so that it doesn't stick out in the roadway or take up two spaces. Simple courtesy for people with normal-sized vehicles that fit within the lines.....

Esteban · 01-28-2025, 03:26 PM

Not a big car... parks it like an a$$hole.

Lady Jane · 01-31-2025, 04:00 AM

Whomever designed this... Unless of course you have motorcycles. Then perfect.

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12-22-2024, 07:14 PM	#463
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12-24-2024, 08:19 AM	#464
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12-25-2024, 04:51 PM	#465
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12-29-2024, 10:26 AM	#468
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01-04-2025, 02:51 PM	#469
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01-05-2025, 01:52 PM	#470
Lady Jane Cailín gan eagla. 93595 Rep 1,069 Posts Drives: 2024 X3 M40i and R1200RT bike. Join Date: Mar 2020 Location: Atlantic Canada. iTrader: (0)	If you think that this sign is redundant, you might be in for a surprise.
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01-10-2025, 02:10 PM	#472
Lady Jane Cailín gan eagla. 93595 Rep 1,069 Posts Drives: 2024 X3 M40i and R1200RT bike. Join Date: Mar 2020 Location: Atlantic Canada. iTrader: (0)	Parking squatter. Attached Images
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01-16-2025, 07:43 AM	#473
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01-16-2025, 01:01 PM	#474
Maynard Brigadier General 5604 Rep 3,251 Posts Drives: 228iX & M2C Join Date: Mar 2016 Location: Upstate NY iTrader: (1)	^ give him a break, the back end is probably 3 feet into the lane as well - I used to rent a place where they had to put in a 2-foot bulge at the back of the garage to fit something like this.
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01-16-2025, 03:48 PM	#475
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01-28-2025, 11:31 AM	#480
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01-28-2025, 03:26 PM	#483
Esteban Major General 80227 Rep 7,248 Posts Drives: a slow car fast Join Date: Jun 2014 Location: SoCal iTrader: (0)	Not a big car... parks it like an a$$hole. Attached Images Last edited by Esteban; 01-28-2025 at 03:35 PM..
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01-31-2025, 04:00 AM	#484
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