[nyalpine90]

Originally Posted by CTinline-six

That depends on how many STDs you give them.

oh dam....

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Now_Rudi

With all due respect for the girlfriend, perhaps my penthouse forum posts should cease.......perhaps my hinting at such posts should cease as well as not to stir the pot.

This was typed from a chokehold position wasn't it?

Still reading....I like that though...keeps you honest!

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by CTinline-six

That depends on how many STDs you give them.

Or which STD's if you're a quality over quantity type individual.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Now_Rudi

Same, my man.....same. I have done some deplorable things to some very undeserving young ladies. Those prim and proper types where always my favorites. The looks on their faces while having some of the things done to them that most only see in adult films. The greatest is when they called and wanted more. Sometimes I think to myself what their lives are like now. Are they married to someone who can satisfy them or even come close to doing the things I've done to their sweet innocent wives.

......then again, what do I know of encounters of the ladies that I have been with? All interesting nonetheless.

Originally Posted by cmyx6go

Does this gem qualify as one of those posts that make you blush when you remember I'm lurking in the shadows?

Originally Posted by Now_Rudi

Dammit.....yes.....

(makes one wonder though doesn't it? )

See, you can tell from his above post that he instead finds your voyeurism to be titillating. Which is an excellent word by the way, I quite like it, I don't believe it gets enough use.

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

This was typed from a chokehold position wasn't it?

Still reading....I like that though...keeps you honest!

If a scissor-hold is considered a choke hold.....then very much yes.

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

See, you can tell from his above post that he instead finds your voyeurism to be titillating. Which is an excellent word by the way, I quite like it, I don't believe it gets enough use.

Do you hear crickets.........?

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

This was typed from a chokehold position wasn't it?

Still reading....I like that though...keeps you honest!

Originally Posted by Now_Rudi

If a scissor-hold is considered a choke hold.....then very much yes.

Oh absolutely. And being the helpful individual that I am, I'm just going to leave this here for her reading / viewing pleasure...a little DIY for next time you upset her. I think it is....educational. And I believe the chances of you both being in the position necessary for her to pull it off are quite high.

You are welcome significant other of "Rudi".

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Now_Rudi

Do you hear crickets.........?

I believe so. Tough to tell over the heavy breathing though.

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

Oh absolutely. And being the helpful individual that I am, I'm just going to leave this here for her reading / viewing pleasure...a little DIY for next time you upset her. I think it is....educational. And I believe the chances of you both being in the position necessary for her to pull it off are quite high.

You are welcome significant other of "Rudi".

This makes me wonder why no one has invented a BJJ school of Kama-Sutra. Step by step positioning, vantage points, etc. I'd pay to be a student!

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

I believe so. Tough to tell over the heavy breathing though.

Along with the "I'm ok!" muffled by thighs?

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Now_Rudi

This makes me wonder why no one has invented a BJJ school of Kama-Sutra. Step by step positioning, vantage points, etc. I'd pay to be a student!

You raise a good point to be honest. Seems like something that would probably grow fairly big in a short time frame. Puns intended.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Now_Rudi

Along with the "I'm ok!" muffled by thighs?

There is a lot going on admittedly. Crickets chirping apparently, but sort of being drowned out by the heavy breathing from the shadows, the tussle on the bed with the repeated insistences that you will, in fact, live through this.

And one commentator (me).

A lot going on.

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

There is a lot going on admittedly. Crickets chirping apparently, but sort of being drowned out by the heavy breathing from the shadows, the tussle on the bed with the repeated insistences that you will, in fact, live through this.

And one commentator (me).

A lot going on.

......and the guy from the stagnant "life in neutral" thread has too much to focus on......jeez.....

[******]

I am such a Boy Scout, I am discovering reading this thread...

... and here I thought I was a bad boy...

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by ******

I am such a Boy Scout, I am discovering reading this thread...

... and here I thought I was a bad boy...

Ahah - taking a page out of Now_Rudi's playbook and hedging your bets...just in case your significant other is reading eh?

That would be well played. Except I sort of made this post. Oops.

[******]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

Ahah - taking a page out of Now_Rudi's playbook and hedging your bets...just in case your significant other is reading eh?

That would be well played. Except I sort of made this post. Oops.

Joe, you are so suspicious and cynical!

Lol... and I resemble that remark....

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by ******

Joe, you are so suspicious and cynical!

Lol... and I resemble that remark....

You got me pegged. Weren't the first person to say that about me, won't be the last. It's a long standing joke among my in-laws about how cynical I am.

I don't mind, I sort of like it. I'm always going to be me.

[******]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

You got me pegged. Weren't the first person to say that about me, won't be the last. It's a long standing joke among my in-laws about how cynical I am.

I don't mind, I sort of like it. I'm always going to be me.

Gee, I’ve never been accused of being like that...

Lol...

If people were dogs and cats, you and I would definitely be cats, Joe...

[upstatedoc]

meow

[Rmtt]

Originally Posted by Now_Rudi

This makes me wonder why no one has invented a BJJ school of Kama-Sutra. Step by step positioning, vantage points, etc. I'd pay to be a student!

I could see a lot of people losing consciousness during something like that as I don't think anyone would be "tapping out"!

I've been choked out so many times in my Aikido classes over the years....I don't know if it was just stubbornness on my part....or the fact that I've probably killed a few too many brain cells.

[CTinline-six]

Originally Posted by Now_Rudi

This makes me wonder why no one has invented a BJJ school of Kama-Sutra. Step by step positioning, vantage points, etc. I'd pay to be a student!

One of the guys looks like a fucking middle school detention desk.

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by Rmtt

I could see a lot of people losing consciousness during something like that as I don't think anyone would be "tapping out"!

I've been choked out so many times in my Aikido classes over the years....I don't know if it was just stubbornness on my part....or the fact that I've probably killed a few too many brain cells.

Very true!! There are ways of choking without collapsing the trachea. Sadly most people that enjoy being choked or enjoy choking during sex aren't educated. Tips below.

As for my limited time in MMA when I was younger, I tapped out plenty but had never been put out. I'm pretty damn stubborn myself but also know my limits. 98% of my experience in MMA was sparring. In the event of an actual fight I'm more of a danger to myself as once I lose the ability to remain calm, I'm the type of person to hurt myself to get out of a position. Stupid I know....I know better but thankfully I've never let myself get that far in the handful of situations I've been in.

For those that don't know about choking during intercourse: If you place the palm of hand around the front of the neck then place tip of the thumb and forefinger against the edge of the jaw, apply pressure with the tips of the forefinger and thumb to the carotid against the edge of the jawbone. This will cut off the blood flow to the brain thus causing the lack of oxygen without actually choking someone and causing damage to the trachea. My public service announcement for the day. Don't want you kinky bastards getting hurt out there!