You know you're old when...

UncleWede · 05-15-2020, 11:24 PM

Just this afternoon I'm yelling at the windshield:"pull over til the Ludes wear off "

And "get off my carpool lane"

AlpineWhite_SJ · 05-16-2020, 12:04 AM

Some of the people saying “get off my lawn” are lying. It’s the senior community’s lawn, you’re just a resident.

1MOREMOD · 05-16-2020, 12:26 AM

Agreed what they really yell is wheres my pudding

MKSixer · 05-16-2020, 08:19 AM

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Agreed what they really yell is "Change My Bedpan".

UncleWede · 05-16-2020, 10:11 AM

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Agreed what they really yell is "Change My Bedpan".

Y'all don't get Depends?? Upgrade to a better home

GenXer · 05-16-2020, 12:10 PM

Bruce Jenner!

vreihen16 · 05-16-2020, 01:46 PM

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Bruce Jenner!

The breakfast of champions!!!!!

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zgood4u · 05-16-2020, 02:41 PM

This show was one of the best. Loved it.

zgood4u · 05-16-2020, 02:43 PM

and RIP Fred Willard, great actor.

Frupal · 05-16-2020, 03:38 PM

I remember buying candy bars for a nickel...

NYBulldog · 05-16-2020, 04:26 PM

Amber reflectors “look better”. Lmao I’m back and forth with them. Some of my cars are paint matched and some are amber and I refuse to switch them out.

rwheels · 05-16-2020, 06:18 PM

You know you're old when...
You lead your own funeral procession, every time you drive. When the cops aren't around, you brave an extra mile an hour.

Captain Blood · 05-16-2020, 06:41 PM

Who can read.......cursive?

rwheels · 05-16-2020, 10:31 PM

...this becomes your "threesome"

Littlebear · 05-17-2020, 05:21 AM

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Who can read.......cursive?

I can generally read cursive, but I surely can no longer write cursive!

Murf

GenXer · 05-17-2020, 10:13 AM

Watching re-runs and realizing that your favorite childhood shows are very cheesy.

masterzapper · 05-17-2020, 12:01 PM

when you don't feel like reading through 35 pages to see if your response has already been said.

when you can no longer put your shoes on without sitting down. :-(

M_Six · 05-17-2020, 12:14 PM

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when you don't feel like reading through 35 pages to see if your response has already been said.

when you can no longer put your shoes on without sitting down. :-(

Shoes, socks, pants...

GenXer · 05-17-2020, 02:20 PM

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Shoes, socks, pants...

.....belt, shirt, watch, necktie

rwheels · 05-17-2020, 02:28 PM

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Watching re-runs and realizing that your favorite childhood shows are very cheesy.

I beg to differ.

GenXer · 05-17-2020, 02:32 PM

Adam West was BATMAN R.I.P.

rwheels · 05-17-2020, 06:38 PM

05-15-2020, 11:24 PM	#727
UncleWede Long Time Admirer, First Time Owner 19336 Rep 9,485 Posts Drives: G01 X3 M40i Dark Graphite Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Oxnard, CA iTrader: (0)	Just this afternoon I'm yelling at the windshield:"pull over til the Ludes wear off " And "get off my carpool lane" __________________ I have romped on her and I giggled like a drunk infant the entire time. - Sedan_Clan
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