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      07-04-2016, 08:42 PM   #89
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Awesome. I wonder if we could breed a mulletted-eagle? That would be awesome. Also, that composite phot. Haha. Is the Statue of Liberty holding a light saber? Shooting a laser into the sky? Whatever she's doing, I like it. Lastly, I actually truly liked the George Washington one, until I realized that, at the time of defeating the British, he did not posses the right to free speech. I do like the sentiment, though.
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      07-05-2016, 09:12 AM   #93
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Awesome. I wonder if we could breed a mulletted-eagle? That would be awesome. Also, that composite phot. Haha. Is the Statue of Liberty holding a light saber? Shooting a laser into the sky? Whatever she's doing, I like it. Lastly, I actually truly liked the George Washington one, until I realized that, at the time of defeating the British, he did not posses the right to free speech. I do like the sentiment, though.
Do you even America, bruh?
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Do you even America, bruh?
You know what, you are right. Of COURSE, if I were to give it a tiny bit more thought, I would of realized, that he totally possessed the right to free speech, it just was not yet acknowledged or protected. Such is the nature of a right.

Mah bad.... *self-flagellation emoji*
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I think I'm still drunk.
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So we did the hike on Friday, son and niece may be hooked.

Saturday I went to a specialty butcher shop, got some chicken cordon bleu, jalapeno/chipotle sausages, Hawaiian sausages, AND (get in here Axius and Lups ) bacon-wrapped, cream cheese stuffed jalapenos. Oh, and made my own Lynchburg Lemonade. I should not have bought the chicken, it disappointed severely.

Last night we spent most of the time trying to keep the dog from peeing everywhere, don't think the explosions quit until about 1:30.
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      07-05-2016, 12:41 PM   #98
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Going to myrtle beach for first time.
Week long Ripken tournament with my 13 year old son.
Good families who like to have fun are going. Lots of baseball and booze.
The Dirty Myrtle!!!

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      07-05-2016, 01:00 PM   #99
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The Dirty Myrtle!!!

Was it all you dreamed it would be?!?!

Hey I'm going there with my fam in two weeks!


Really hoping to catch some good fish and whatever new STD's are being passed along the coast.
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      07-05-2016, 03:02 PM   #100
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So my friend was cosplaying at the Anime Expo this weekend and it became kind of viral.

http://9gag.com/tv/p/aBdAEo/anime-expo-be-like?ref=cl
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So my friend was cosplaying at the Anime Expo this weekend and it became kind of viral.

http://9gag.com/tv/p/aBdAEo/anime-expo-be-like?ref=cl
Lot's of people get viruses at those things...

(I kid, my wife took my daughter to one and I took her to a smaller one and it is pretty cool - eye opening, but cool. She was a pretty epic Hyrule Warriors Zelda.)
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Lot's of people get viruses at those things...

(I kid, my wife took my daughter to one and I took her to a smaller one and it is pretty cool - eye opening, but cool. She was a pretty epic Hyrule Warriors Zelda.)
(Watch the video, it's worth the 28 seconds. Don't forget to turn the sound on.)
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Axius - That's the only place I know where you need a full body condom to fish...

I am joking of course (mostly)....
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The highlight of my 4th was getting pulled over.

Only got a warning though so it was all good.

Best quote from cop though.

He comes to my window and leans down and says, "Thank you for not making me chase you. Your car looks fast."
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Really hoping to catch some good fish and whatever new STD's are being passed along the coast.
Don't kid yourself, you'll be sharing the new diseases you have invented.
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Axius - That's the only place I know where you need a full body condom to fish...

I am joking of course (mostly)....
I've heard even the fish have caught the herpes in Myrtle..., go go gadget scuba suit!

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My mom always told me that it's polite to share. She just never mentioned of what should be shared.
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My mom always told me that it's polite to share. She just never mentioned of what should be shared.
"Mama always said, Myrtle Beach is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."
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Pretty sure that's where Jenny got the AIDS.
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So we did the hike on Friday, son and niece may be hooked.

Saturday I went to a specialty butcher shop, got some chicken cordon bleu, jalapeno/chipotle sausages, Hawaiian sausages, AND (get in here Axius and Lups ) bacon-wrapped, cream cheese stuffed jalapenos. Oh, and made my own Lynchburg Lemonade. I should not have bought the chicken, it disappointed severely.

Last night we spent most of the time trying to keep the dog from peeing everywhere, don't think the explosions quit until about 1:30.
Well shit!!

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"Mama always said, Myrtle Beach is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."
- STD-infected Forrest Gump

Pretty sure that's where Jenny got the AIDS.
She's still, she's still Jenny from the block...., WITH THE AIDS.


Nice girl, but she's the the local DMV door knob, at one point everyone gets a turn.
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