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03-10-2022, 02:37 PM | #1409 |
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"Paging Mr. Musk. Paging Mr. Musk."
We may need your assistance to rescue American Astronaut Mark Vanke Hei currently in the International Space Station. I don't have proof of it.... but I just know Elon Musk and SpaceX would love the opportunity to show Mr. Douchebagofcocks, the Russian Space Agency's chief how Americans roll. (Russia is threatening to abandon the American) Where's that broomstick? |
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03-10-2022, 03:44 PM | #1410 |
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The questions are whether a SpaceX pressure suit needs to be customized on the ground before flight, whether the Crew Dragon's seats are personalized for each occupant before launch, and if there are any empty seats available in the broomstick capsules both on-orbit and scheduled for launch.
Since he went up on a Soyuz, I'm assuming that the Russian space suit connectors will not mate up with the broomstick's sockets...and that assumes that Roscosmos will let him keep his Russian-provided space suit as a souvenir of his vacation on the ISS. If memory serves me correctly, SpaceX has a 4-person tourist flight to the ISS this month, and then another (3-person?) NASA flight in April. Maybe they can send one of those up with an extra seat or boot someone off? The Dragon capsule was supposedly designed as a 4+3 to match the Space Shuttle's 7 passenger capacity, but I don't know if they have ever installed/tested the second row of seats in an actual space flight yet.....
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03-10-2022, 04:53 PM | #1412 |
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That soon TiMSport M340 will be worthless because BMW will put out the -
"M340x M package M Edition Alpina M." His will just be the lowly base M340. |
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03-10-2022, 05:04 PM | #1413 | |
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Well at least mine will be a custom spec'd worthless BMW. No run flats either!! I ought to get a few points for that at least. |
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03-10-2022, 06:10 PM | #1414 |
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I don't even need proof to say that Boeing's Starliner won't be saving the day.....
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03-18-2022, 02:41 PM | #1422 | |
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04-25-2022, 09:40 AM | #1429 |
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The old guy I see in the supermarket every week was flirting with me yesterday....It didn't even occur to me until after I left.
Oh, wait. He's probably only a few years older than I am. Maybe this should be in the "You Know You're Old When" thread.
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