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      07-17-2019, 09:26 AM   #2025
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      07-17-2019, 12:20 PM   #2026
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I prefer "happy screams" (Stranger Things season 3 reference)
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      07-17-2019, 12:21 PM   #2027
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i want a red hummer
I had one. She got mad because I didn't repay the favor or call her after.
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      07-17-2019, 01:03 PM   #2028
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I had one. She got mad because I didn't repay the favor or call her after.
That's proper form
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      07-17-2019, 01:05 PM   #2029
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What’s a red hummer? Receiving oral sex from a communist?
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      07-17-2019, 01:27 PM   #2030
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What’s a red hummer? Receiving oral sex from a communist?
Generally speaking, a ginger. Additional points if she has freckles. Double points if an actual communist.
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      07-17-2019, 01:43 PM   #2031
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Generally speaking, a ginger. Additional points if she has freckles. Double points if an actual communist.
My wife is a redhead and has freckles - how do I redeem all these points I've accumulated and what can they be redeemed for?
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      07-17-2019, 01:56 PM   #2032
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*confused screams*
I prefer "happy screams" (Stranger Things season 3 reference)
nah the confusion came from me
happy for you tho man, when's the big day? let me know if you need a wedding planner!!
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      07-17-2019, 03:01 PM   #2033
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My wife is a redhead and has freckles - how do I redeem all these points I've accumulated and what can they be redeemed for?
Points redeemable for 1 appreciate. All squared up sir!
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      07-17-2019, 03:04 PM   #2034
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nah the confusion came from me
happy for you tho man, when's the big day? let me know if you need a wedding planner!!
Hush your lips Pickle!

No such talk shall be had. She's as much against marriage as I am. I'm a firm libeler that 2 people can love each other without involving churches and the state. In the event that things go tits up, I'd rather just back away and redirect my life versus paying the state to no longer be with someone.
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      07-17-2019, 03:11 PM   #2035
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      07-17-2019, 05:48 PM   #2036
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No such talk shall be had. She's as much against marriage as I am.
Oh, it's in the fucking bag now! Me thinks thou dost protest too much
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      07-18-2019, 08:51 AM   #2037
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      07-18-2019, 09:30 AM   #2038
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i waited to see how far this would go...lol

BUT i meant this



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      07-18-2019, 01:26 PM   #2039
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Not as exciting as Rudi’s definition, sorry
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      07-18-2019, 02:14 PM   #2040
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      07-19-2019, 08:13 AM   #2041
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I fix small engines as a hobby/side hustle. Recently a customer had a boat engine he took to a marine shop and they took it apart but were going to charge him a ton of money to fix it or just put it back together. He dropped it off to me in a box. I hate when people just hand me shit that other people took apart, so I'm probably going to charge more than I normally would. I can already tell some parts are missing.
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      07-19-2019, 10:02 AM   #2042
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I think that needs to be added to the shop rate table. At the bottom.



$200/hour if somebody else took it apart first
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      07-19-2019, 10:09 AM   #2043
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i get this feeling when i get ridiculous requests or when the architects thinks they know my job.
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      07-19-2019, 10:54 AM   #2044
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I think that needs to be added to the shop rate table. At the bottom.



$200/hour if somebody else took it apart first
I did this to the guy rebuilding my son's 76 Beetle. The engine was at teh engine rebuilders for over 3 months I had to threaten legal action to just get it back, and there were parts in a box
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      07-19-2019, 04:01 PM   #2045
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i waited to see how far this would go...lol

BUT i meant this



Wouldn't it just be easier to get an "I'm an Asshole" t-shirt?
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      07-20-2019, 01:26 AM   #2046
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Got smoked by an Audi SUV on the freeway, looked like a Q5 or Q7, I was very fast initially and reached a certain high speed way faster than he did, I slowed down to let him get next to me but after that he had much better acceleration, so embarrassing!
No idea what happened, he probably had it tuned? But still . . .
I'll just go cry in some corner
I need to tune my car, but the warranty . . .
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