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      01-16-2025, 04:34 PM   #8867
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Joe Pyne was a first-class dick. He was the first one that I remember who would say anything just to piss off a guest and get a reaction. Unfortunately, this style of interviewing has gotten more and more popular.

Did I mention that Joe Pyne was a dick.
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      01-16-2025, 04:35 PM   #8868
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I just showed the photo of the roses wrapped in $100 bills to my lovely wife and asked her how she liked this Valentine gift. She responded, "I don't need the money, I just use credit cards!"
You don't take her skiing at places that have casinos?
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      01-16-2025, 04:48 PM   #8869
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You don't take her skiing at places that have casinos?
I tease but I am very lucky indeed. First and foremost, what we are lucky enough to have belongs to both of us. We've been together since 1967 and when we decided to get a joint bank account 3 years before we got married. She doesn't gamble. She never goes nuts with the credit cards. If anything, I'm trying to get her to loosen up a bit in that regard. She would rather have money in the bank. The one area where she likes to splurge is on vacation. She is a keeper for sure.
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      01-16-2025, 04:50 PM   #8870
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      01-16-2025, 05:09 PM   #8871
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      01-16-2025, 07:35 PM   #8872
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^^^^ I have those ramps. I had to build ramps so I could get cars on the ramps.
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      01-16-2025, 08:20 PM   #8873
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      01-16-2025, 08:28 PM   #8874
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      01-16-2025, 09:49 PM   #8875
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      01-16-2025, 09:59 PM   #8876
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      01-17-2025, 12:18 AM   #8877
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      01-17-2025, 02:33 AM   #8878
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      01-17-2025, 02:39 AM   #8879
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      01-17-2025, 06:30 AM   #8880
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Artemis has been into the Aperol last night.
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      01-17-2025, 06:34 AM   #8881
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Friday...!

In the meantime, does this tactic really work? Asking for a married co-worker.


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      01-17-2025, 07:12 AM   #8882
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Friday...!

In the meantime, does this tactic really work? Asking for a married co-worker.


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      01-17-2025, 07:14 AM   #8883
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      01-17-2025, 07:53 AM   #8884
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Friday...!

In the meantime, does this tactic really work? Asking for a married co-worker.


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      01-17-2025, 09:43 AM   #8885
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What do you get when you play a Country Western song backwards?
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      01-17-2025, 10:07 AM   #8888
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What do you get when you play a Country Western song backwards?
Your girl, your horse, and your pickup back.....
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