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      04-13-2016, 12:16 PM   #111
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Do you have a big wiener
Really? You could ask this in the "Ask an Asian" thread and get the same damn answer. Of course, there, you KNOW they'd be lyin'. Here you still gotta flip a coin.
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Is this for actual black persons or honorary ones like me who like big butts?
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Who's the most racist to who:

Asian to Black
Black to Asian
White to Black
Black to White
* to Hispanic
* to Indian
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I wish I could be lazy, but I have no choice but to get it done at 6 am, so I just got used to it.

If ama do it, might as well do it right.

(Hood accent starting to come out hanging around the brothas on here)

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Is this for actual black persons or honorary ones like me who like big butts?
You are welcome to join, sir.


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Who's the most racist to who:

Asian to Black
Black to Asian
White to Black
Black to White
* to Hispanic
* to Indian
I feel like I'm too dumb to understand this racist matrix so I will defer to the basics.
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Got to follow up on that chicken and watermelon comment. I mean seriously, who doesn't like chicken and watermelon?! (vegetarians excluded)

My initial approach was to avoid eating either in public (did this in college).

Then I realized: why deprive myself of such heavensent goodness?

My current approach is it's not what you eat, it's how you eat it. So, in mixed company I have these rules:

Watermelon straight from the rind using my hands: NOPE
Watermelon cut up into cute little pieces and eaten with a knife and fork: YEP

Chicken wings: NOPE (I actually close and lock my office door when I get wings for lunch)
Chicken eaten with a knife and fork: YEP
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What's are your thoughts on chicken and waffles
That's a southern style dish. There is a place here in Tampa called "Ella's" that does soul food Sunday. It was good, but I didn't see they hype around it.

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Not a fan - chicken is not a breakfast food...IMO.
So you've never had a Chik-fil-a breakfast before? It's alright though, but I prefer my chicken as an embryo for breakfast.


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To be honest, chicken and waffles seems to be more of a "southern" dish. My family has been in the NYC area since I was 6, so I grew up in a different world compared to most places south of VA, lol.

My extensive experience in the military has exposed me to many cultures however, so I am familiar with many southern hosptalities as well.

So, to answer your question, I an not particularly a fan of chicken and waffles as a Jamaican raised in NY, but I can appreciate many of the guy's love for it depending on where I am stationed at the time...

... especially at 4 am Sunday morning after drinking all Saturday night while chasing ratchet chick's (formally known as chicken heads)
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Do you have a big wiener
I can also pm you later once I'm done at work if you like.

I am about to suit back up for work, but I will be happy to oblige you with pics if you truly want your question answered.
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Do you Tip?
Just for a second, to see how it feels.
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      04-13-2016, 12:31 PM   #120
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How manny white friends do you have?
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Watermelon straight from the rind using my hands: NOPE
Watermelon cut up into cute little pieces and eaten with a knife and fork: YEP

Chicken wings: NOPE (I actually close and lock my office door when I get wings for lunch)
Chicken eaten with a knife and fork: YEP
I laughed REALLY hard.


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How manny white friends do you have?
and why?
I actually have mostly Hispanic friends. I hope to have more white friends in the future.


I grew up in the hood where the population was mostly black and Hispanic.
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Usually 20%, but I like to round out my check to the nearest dollar, so the percentage may fall beneath it if I don't like you.



If she's hot, I draw pictures all over the receipt, mostly from drunkenness.
I usually round up too, it's not a huge deal.

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I tip extra just to make up for all of the other cheap punks out there and because it's fun to defy stereotypes.
I used to, until I realized that it isn't my job to change people's perception of a whole group of people. Treat me like a person, give me good service and I will tip well - treat me poorly on the assumption I won't tip well, and you just created a self fulfilling prophecy.
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Do you have a big wiener
You've never dated a black guy, huh?
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Really? You could ask this in the "Ask an Asian" thread and get the same damn answer. Of course, there, you KNOW they'd be lyin'. Here you still gotta flip a coin.
We got a whole fetish category dedicated to it bruh, they aren't talking about the British Broadcasting Corporation on Porn hub.
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You've never dated a black guy, huh?
Sara is a southern gal, I'm sure she must have had some interactions in the past. Maybe not intimate, perhaps an indecent exposure sighting of some sort.

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We got a whole category dedicated to it bruh, they aren't talking about the British Broadcasting Corporation.

RIP old Top Gear.
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How manny white friends do you have?
and why?
I've got 9xx friends on FB, majority of them (in number) happen to be white, and my main group of friends is a mixed bag. It just isn't something I really put much thought into, I like who I like.
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I've got 9xx friends on FB, majority of them (in number) happen to be white, and my main group of friends is a mixed bag. It just isn't something I really put much thought into, I like who I like.
Shit, I forgot about FB! I take it back, I have lots of white friends.
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Sara is a southern gal, I'm sure she must have had some interactions in the past. Maybe not intimate, perhaps an indecent exposure sighting of some sort.




RIP old Top Gear.
Depending how deep in the south it is, you're giving the south too much credit.

And that wasn't a reference to Top Gear, but I feel you
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A sad thing about black tv then (and probably now). They needed a very light-skinned character to bring in the white viewers. If you haven't already, you should read about how they photoshop pictures of black people depending on the context of the photo... "perp photos" get darkened, "celebrity puff pieces" get lightened. You want readers to hate the person, make them dark and "menacing". You want readers to like the person, make them light and "safe" looking. Fucking sad. (Oops. Sorry. Got too srs.)
Great examples of this include the OJ Times photo, and I THINK it was Beyonce they photoshopped different shades, lighter for a "white mag" and darker for a "black mag" to appeal to more races. Could be wrong about it being Beyonce though.
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Depending how deep in the south it is, you're giving the south too much credit.

And that wasn't a reference to Top Gear, but I feel you
Wait, it wasn't a Top Gear reference!?!??!?!?!!!11!!
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Shit, I forgot about FB! I take it back, I have lots of white friends.
I could go more in depth, but I don't feel like it.
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Edited it hahaha!
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