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3.0L · 12-30-2021, 07:10 PM

I have to go shake hands with the unemployed.

Esteban · 12-31-2021, 11:05 AM

“Where once was a vertebrae is now a tangle, from constant kissing at an awkward angle.”

― James Cagney

Buug959 · 12-31-2021, 04:19 PM

"Retirement is not in my vocabulary, they aren't going to get rid of me that way."

Betty White

Buug959 · 12-31-2021, 04:57 PM

And if I asked you to name all the things you love, how long would it take to name yourself?

Unknown.

upstatedoc · 12-31-2021, 05:18 PM

"Get a job!"- my dad

I may have posted this already. I blame the rum

3.0L · 12-31-2021, 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by upstatedoc

"Get a job!"- my dad

"Get a haircut!"

- My dad yelling at hippies from his car.

Dino GT · 12-31-2021, 07:39 PM

I always hear "Tax the rich" Never do I hear "Help the poor" It`s easier To be Envious Than to be Generous. "It`s easier To take Than to Give"

floridaorange · 01-01-2022, 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by upstatedoc

"Get a job!"- my dad

I may have posted this already. I blame the rum

"Get a job grouch." -Dave Chappelle

3.0L · 01-01-2022, 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by upstatedoc

"Get a job!"- my dad

I may have posted this already. I blame the rum

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Originally Posted by 3.0L

"Get a haircut!"

- My dad yelling at hippies from his car.

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Originally Posted by floridaorange

"Get a job grouch." -Dave Chappelle

"Get hosed!"

- high school chum

upstatedoc · 01-01-2022, 06:40 PM

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Originally Posted by 3.0L

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Originally Posted by upstatedoc

"Get a job!"- my dad

I may have posted this already. I blame the rum

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Originally Posted by 3.0L

"Get a haircut!"

- My dad yelling at hippies from his car.

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Originally Posted by floridaorange

"Get a job grouch." -Dave Chappelle

"Get hosed!"

- high school chum

"Up your nose with a rubber hose!"

vreihen16 · 01-01-2022, 07:28 PM

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Originally Posted by upstatedoc

"Up your nose with a rubber hose!"

Twice as far with a chocolate bar!!!!!

Buug959 · 01-01-2022, 07:31 PM

I think these last few "quotes" might belong in the "You know you're old when" thread, just sayin'.

upstatedoc · 01-01-2022, 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by LemansE90335xi

I think these last few "quotes" might belong in the "You know you're old when" thread, just sayin'.

"Get off my lawn "

Tambohamilton · 01-02-2022, 03:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Dino GT

I always hear "Tax the rich" Never do I hear "Help the poor" It`s easier To be Envious Than to be Generous. "It`s easier To take Than to Give"

We need to tax the rich before we can help the poor more. Chicken/egg.

Dino GT · 01-02-2022, 05:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Tambohamilton

We need to tax the rich before we can help the poor more. Chicken/egg.

It makes no difference, the rich will always find a loophole when it comes to taxes.

Tambohamilton · 01-02-2022, 08:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Dino GT

It makes no difference, the rich will always find a loophole when it comes to taxes.

Amen. To be honest if be fairly happy with taxes as the are now, but zero loopholes...if that were possible

Dino GT · 01-02-2022, 08:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Tambohamilton

Amen. To be honest if be fairly happy with taxes as the are now, but zero loopholes...if that were possible

We have high taxes here in Ontario. They have taxes on everything

and it doesn't matter what you do, they still find a way to tax on that

. I`m no tax expert, I just know that I pay more and more every year.
I think you guys have high taxes also.

Markr · 01-02-2022, 09:11 AM

Be careful when you argue with idiots - they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Lady Jane · 01-02-2022, 10:04 AM

I learned more about human nature while bartending in my late teens to pay for my college tuition than in any psych books.

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Tambohamilton · 01-02-2022, 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Dino GT

We have high taxes here in Ontario. They have taxes on everything

and it doesn't matter what you do, they still find a way to tax on that

. I`m no tax expert, I just know that I pay more and more every year.
I think you guys have high taxes also.

Yeah, fairly. Not high enough for the rich though! Or too many loopholes. Every £ of mine that goes to the NHS, I'm grateful for.

floridaorange · 01-03-2022, 02:12 PM

Bees don't waste their time explaining to flys that honey is better than sh*t.

Lady Jane · 01-03-2022, 03:02 PM

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Bees don't waste their time explaining to flys that honey is better than sh*t.

And by the same token...

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12-30-2021, 07:10 PM	#815
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12-31-2021, 04:19 PM	#817
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Buug959 Captain 17417 Rep 873 Posts Drives: 335xi E90, GMC Sierra, VW Golf Join Date: Jun 2020 Location: Nova Scotia iTrader: (0)	And if I asked you to name all the things you love, how long would it take to name yourself? Unknown. __________________ Wha' da ya mean? No brakes never stopped anyone before!
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12-31-2021, 07:39 PM	#821
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Buug959 Captain 17417 Rep 873 Posts Drives: 335xi E90, GMC Sierra, VW Golf Join Date: Jun 2020 Location: Nova Scotia iTrader: (0)	I think these last few "quotes" might belong in the "You know you're old when" thread, just sayin'. __________________ Wha' da ya mean? No brakes never stopped anyone before!
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