Funny license plates

vreihen16 · 12-11-2025, 04:32 AM

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ZHP to B58 · 12-22-2025, 06:25 PM

Got the pic somewhere in my phone from a few years ago, but:

JOINTDR

Was on an older 911 I think. The license plate frame read "I fix them, not smoke them"

Toddbmw · 12-23-2025, 10:46 AM

A Urologist had this on his 911

CME2PP

Llarry · 02-07-2026, 08:59 AM

plate

Maynard · 02-07-2026, 10:26 AM

Just ran behind a little white econohatch with an "ECTO 1" plate and a Ghostbusters sticker. Glad the classics survive. No pic because driving.

Buug959 · 03-26-2026, 04:11 PM

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Vindicator3 · 03-26-2026, 05:45 PM

Saw a non-BMW German car the other day. You'll figure out the make. The friendly greeting on the license plate was:

'OWDY

Watching The World Burn · 03-26-2026, 08:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Vindicator3

Saw a non-BMW German car the other day. You'll figure out the make. The friendly greeting on the license plate was:

'OWDY

Clearly it's a Horch.

Buug959 · 04-02-2026, 05:41 PM

Saw a clever plate during the commute today. No photo because... well... 100kph traffic.
It was on a Mitsubishi Eclipse. The plate was "NOSUN2C".

Car-Addicted · 04-02-2026, 05:44 PM

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RedSparky · 04-03-2026, 09:32 PM

Would a license plate that said “UWU” look dumb on a car?

3.0L · 04-06-2026, 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Toddbmw

A Urologist had this on his 911

CME2PP

This reminds me of an old joke.

A proctologist and a psychiatrist decided to open a practice together, but
struggled with the signage. They considered, “Rears & Queers.” Next,
“Nuts & Butts.” They finally settled on, “Odds & Ends.”

Buug959 · 04-20-2026, 05:48 AM

Seen this morning on a Ford Raptor. Seems about right.

swcrow · 04-20-2026, 02:56 PM

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Seen this morning on a Ford Raptor. Seems about right.

Cult classic movie right there lol

vreihen16 · 05-08-2026, 03:37 AM

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Buug959 · 05-08-2026, 04:07 AM

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I guess I'm not nerdy enough. Something to do with programming maybe?

Maynard · 05-08-2026, 06:56 AM

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I guess I'm not nerdy enough. Something to do with programming maybe?

The programmer's sop: "It's not a bug, it's a feature"

Buug959 · 05-08-2026, 01:33 PM

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The programmer's sop: "It's not a bug, it's a feature"

Ah thanx. I was on the right track at least.

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