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      02-02-2010, 11:17 PM   #1
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I have a great idea on how to make money...

So after watching Avatar, i thought to myself...wouldn't it be great to make porn in 3D? like you see boobs and pootang all up in your face, and when the dude goes for the money shot, you'd feel like you got cum in the eye!


hmmm i'd so pay top money to have 3D porn
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      02-02-2010, 11:23 PM   #2
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too late..

http://www.india.com/movies/movies/g...ovie-porn_7045
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      02-02-2010, 11:26 PM   #3
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Sooo....if I understand you correctly, a night of 3D porn would go something like this:















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      02-02-2010, 11:41 PM   #4
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[u2b]<object width="560" height="340"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/0D8IRIYBSnk&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/0D8IRIYBSnk&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"></embed></object>[/u2b]
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      02-02-2010, 11:54 PM   #6
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Way ahead of you man. I've already thought of that like a year or two ago. The thing is though, with companies making 3D home theater stuff (tv, glasses, etc.), it's gonna become mainstream soon. But yeah if you think it's gonna work you should do something about it (and don't share it with the public, yet).
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      02-03-2010, 12:16 AM   #7
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Read an article about this whole "3D movies at home" not too long ago. They claimed that latest PS3 are capable of playing back 3D content with a simple firmware update, but you still have to get new TV and glasses obviously.

And yes 3D pronz would be nice.

LOL, I just googled "3D porn" and one site has 3D picture, but I don't have 3D glasses, so can't tell, how those are.
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The 3D glasses also helps you avoid potential eye accidents when you fap.


This could work
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you'd feel like you got cum in the eye!
Ummm... do not want? anyone else?
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      02-03-2010, 12:40 PM   #10
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So after watching Avatar, i thought to myself...wouldn't it be great to make porn in 3D? like you see boobs and pootang all up in your face, and when the dude goes for the money shot, you'd feel like you got cum in the eye!


hmmm i'd so pay top money to have 3D porn
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      02-04-2010, 01:52 PM   #11
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Read an article about this whole "3D movies at home" not too long ago. They claimed that latest PS3 are capable of playing back 3D content with a simple firmware update, but you still have to get new TV and glasses obviously.

And yes 3D pronz would be nice.

LOL, I just googled "3D porn" and one site has 3D picture, but I don't have 3D glasses, so can't tell, how those are.
PM me the link?
I have 3D glasses
do I need a 3D screen though?
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eh, what we really need is a simulater ride, kinda like Shrek 4D at Universal Studios...but with porn. Your seat would move and shake as she's getting pounded, you'd get a burst of air as she quiefs, a little water spray for the facial, etc.

On second thought, maybe this simulater ride would be better suited for a chick...
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the amount of people who want the facial aspect simulated in this thread is worrisome.
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Wow... I agree... too many are not complaining about getting a simulated facial.. :|

I may have to look up the site when I get home.. I have some 3D glasses in my truck actually! Haha, I knew I kept those for a reason

And you only need the 3D glasses OR the 3D TV. There is no firmware update needed for any device, as long as the 3D movie is written in bluray or on a regular DVD. It is just different frequencies of light, not actual 3Dness.
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What about porn for the Wii. You could have special remotes etc.
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What about porn for the Wii. You could have special remotes etc.
note to self: do not touch any remotes in montegogogo's home.
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What about porn for the Wii. You could have special remotes etc.
you know, just the other day I was buying Mario Wii (awesome btw), and the clerk was going on and on about how awesome Wii porn games would be.
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I don't want to see some dude's engorged donger flying out of the screen toward me.
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I don't want to see some dude's engorged donger flying out of the screen toward me.
LMAO
the only good 3D porn would be those POV of the guy porn...
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We need 3D SMELL-avision !!!!
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