The "Cry Closet"

Maestro · 05-01-2018, 10:27 AM

I am now totally convince Universities have completely lost it. The University of Utah has put in "Cry Closet" so student can cry in a safe space.

http://www.thisisinsider.com/cry-clo...-campus-2018-4

Matt@EuroJerks · 05-01-2018, 10:29 AM

Saw the news on this recently. Interesting concept. I understand people have feelings and are sensitive but this seems a bit much.

UncleWede · 05-01-2018, 11:09 AM

Yeah, no bully will be waiting right outside the door

King Rudi · 05-01-2018, 11:14 AM

I can tell you what I would be doing in there if I were a college student. Someone could put a camera in there and make a fortune!

I foresee lots of drugs and sex in that closet......and I guess the occasional cry will happen too because you know.....snow flakes.

TheWatchGuy · 05-01-2018, 11:15 AM

inb4 someone hotboxes the closet

also, inb4 someone cropdusts the closet

Never_Enough · 05-01-2018, 11:43 AM

smh

infinitekidM2C · 05-01-2018, 12:20 PM

maybe the university is being sarcastic...saying you college bitches are a bunch of pussies these days

Alfisti · 05-01-2018, 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Not_Judy

I foresee lots of drugs and sex in that closet......

Have you seen this generation?

EJT86 · 05-01-2018, 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by TheWatchGuy

inb4 someone hotboxes the closet

also, inb4 someone cropdusts the closet

Wait...you’re gonna be in before someone cropdusts the closet that’s an odd fetish

Maestro · 05-01-2018, 12:43 PM

I just want the names of the people who would use this so I do not mistakenly hire them.

thetastelingers · 05-01-2018, 12:47 PM

"Why does the cry closet smell like sex?"

"Whats this wet spot?"

infinitekidM2C · 05-01-2018, 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maestro

I just want the names of the people who would use this so I do not mistakenly hire them.

according to this generation, that's racist!

King Rudi · 05-01-2018, 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Alfisti

Have you seen this generation?

Valid point. I can see them needing a place to cry. Sex and drugs are not on their priority list. Skinny raw denim, beards, beanies and looking for reasons to be upset with people who aren't vegan are WAY more important. I swear I feel like I fell asleep and woke up on a different planet.

I also forgot to mention, they need to figure out which of the 112 genders they are before fornication can be commence. Before you laugh thinking I'm being sarcastic, click the link.

Ridiculous

Those of you who have the time to waste to read, enjoy. I didn't waste my time.

obert · 05-01-2018, 01:09 PM

That is where I live and those are my stuffed animals

RickFLM4 · 05-01-2018, 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Maestro

I just want the names of the people who would use this so I do not mistakenly hire them.

New interview question (until rendered illegal):

"Have you ever been in a cry closet?"

UncleWede · 05-01-2018, 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by RickFLM4

New interview question (until rendered illegal):

"Have you ever been in a cry closet?"

Because we don't have one here, and have no intention of providing said space.

TheWatchGuy · 05-01-2018, 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EJT86

Wait...you’re gonna be in before someone cropdusts the closet that’s an odd fetish

dont judge

DrmKlr · 05-01-2018, 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by infinitekidM2

maybe the university is being sarcastic...saying you college bitches are a bunch of pussies these days

One would only hope my friend. I work for a university, trust me this shit is real and these kids are a bunch of cry babies like you don’t know.

Maestro · 05-01-2018, 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RickFLM4

New interview question (until rendered illegal):

"Have you ever been in a cry closet?"

Over the years I learned how to ask people questions and get around the rules and you would be amazed what people will tell you.

Here is a simple example. If you ask someone if they are willing to relocate they all say yes of course.

One time I was interviewing a person, asked them that exact question along with the Head hunter ask that question and the person insisted they would relocate. They said they relocated before which was true from the resume. But something did not seem to fit/add up while talking to them. At the end of the day, I talk to the person again and decided to ask the question a different way. I asked if there was any reason they would not relocate, at this point the person unload they were going through a bad divorce and a custody battle. You're not allow to ask someone if they are married and have kids, but this was the exact reason this person was not relocating. We did not make an offer.

JimVonBaden · 05-01-2018, 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by infinitekidM2

maybe the university is being sarcastic...saying you college bitches are a bunch of pussies these days

I wish, but I highly doubt it.

Maestro · 05-01-2018, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Not_Judy

Valid point. I can see them needing a place to cry. Sex and drugs are not on their priority list. Skinny raw denim, beards, beanies and looking for reasons to be upset with people who aren't vegan are WAY more important. I swear I feel like I fell asleep and woke up on a different planet.

I also forgot to mention, they need to figure out which of the 112 genders they are before fornication can be commence. Before you laugh thinking I'm being sarcastic, click the link.

Ridiculous

Those of you who have the time to waste to read, enjoy. I didn't waste my time.

And you know in Canada you can go to jail if do not address someone's gender correctly or do not refer to them with the proper pronoun.

I swear these people better hope society never breaks down and they have to figure out how to fend for themselves. They will all be in a corner somewhere curled up in a ball.

1MOREMOD · 05-01-2018, 02:47 PM

I'd use it as a safe space to jerk one out in public

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